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Leonard Hatred 11:35 Thu Dec 17
Omelettes

I like an omelette, me.

Big E 5:08 Fri Dec 18
Re: Omelettes

Omelettes just remind me of the only Jackassscene I ever saw and therefore I don't eat the fuckers

RH 5:07 Fri Dec 18
Re: Omelettes

Bacon , Mushrooms and Onions ..

Nurse Ratched 5:03 Fri Dec 18
Re: Omelettes

I wish I could claim it as my own. :-)

Leonard Hatred 4:31 Fri Dec 18
Re: Omelettes

NR


That is a good joke.

Hammer and Pickle 4:28 Fri Dec 18
Re: Omelettes

... and Maceo went all the way to Paris to say "No Peas"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJmIN8RNBUg

Nurse Ratched 4:19 Fri Dec 18
Re: Omelettes

Un oeuf is not un-oeuf...

Coffee 4:02 Fri Dec 18
Re: Omelettes

gph 3:23 Fri Dec 18

An infinite number for an OM lette.

Tous les grand pois become les mushy pois.

Nurse Ratched 3:58 Fri Dec 18
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SROP GETTING SCRAMBLED EGGS WRONG.

mashed in maryland 3:32 Fri Dec 18
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Surely a plain omelette is just scrambled egg?

Leonard Hatred 3:29 Fri Dec 18
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200 OMELETTES

gph 3:23 Fri Dec 18
Re: Omelettes

On a linguistic note, how many eggs can you put in an omeLETTE before it becomes an OME?

And why can't you get grands pois?

riosleftsock 12:56 Fri Dec 18
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Len, Jews do.

Ask Kitefaced Brenty.

Johnson 12:51 Fri Dec 18
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I shall be having ONION, MUSHROOM and CHEESE in my 3 egg omm for lunch.

Leonard Hatred 12:49 Fri Dec 18
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Nobody eats PLAIN omelettes.

Nurse Ratched 12:48 Fri Dec 18
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'Ere, Len - peas in an omelette would be the perfect solution for your pea-eating dilemma (which, to be fair, sounds traumatic) because they're stuck to the egg and can't roll away, innit.

Woodford Green 12:48 Fri Dec 18
Re: Omelettes

Don't knock it till you try it.

The egg as you put it BINDS with the peas so they will stay on your fork.

riosleftsock 12:47 Fri Dec 18
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FURNISH ME with the other (non-egg) ingredients of a plain omelette

Leonard Hatred 12:45 Fri Dec 18
Re: Omelettes

No it doesn't.

Woodford Green 12:44 Fri Dec 18
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Lenny - a sprinkle of petit pois on your omelette does wonders

riosleftsock 12:44 Fri Dec 18
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What about a plain omelette?

Tesco Value mushy peas

Ingredients:

Processed Peas (90%), Water, Sugar, Salt, Colours (Copper Chlorophyllin Complex, Mixed Carotenes)

Leonard Hatred 12:42 Fri Dec 18
Re: Omelettes

Rios

Yes they are, because they are the sole ingredient.

Omelettes ain't JUST eggs innit?

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